Friday, November 22, 2013
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
*Typical of the 'ME' generation who are more concerned to take a picture for the web than save their kids leg from breaking...
The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job.
Girls are always taking your jackets but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like "we need to talk.".....