tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post1699840387729539523..comments2023-10-20T00:52:07.138+10:30Comments on Set The Tempo: (misogynistic) RULES THAT WOMEN COULD FOLLOWTempohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-20637034190322075692012-02-03T20:05:47.619+10:302012-02-03T20:05:47.619+10:30Hi Sarah, I dont understand the point of faking it...Hi Sarah, I dont understand the point of faking it...sort of defeats the point does it not? You make a great point though..<br /><br />Hey River, #19? No I'm not prepared to live the rest of my life without chips, cheese or gravy?<br />To be completely honest I didn't go through these very well.. I dont agree with many of them, theyre funny..thats allTempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-4398607482491296272012-02-03T19:57:25.533+10:302012-02-03T19:57:25.533+10:30#19...are you sure about that? Are you really prep...#19...are you sure about that? Are you really prepared to live the rest of your life without chips or cheese? And what about gravy?Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-78808440803774556322012-01-24T04:48:52.192+10:302012-01-24T04:48:52.192+10:30I heartily agree with #27--ladies! if you fake it,...I heartily agree with #27--ladies! if you fake it, they won't try harder next time and you'll still be missing out.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11097490501209800455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-47927071989090708822012-01-20T15:15:52.267+10:302012-01-20T15:15:52.267+10:30Hi Everyone, I found this post on a friends page a...Hi Everyone, I found this post on a friends page and stole it complete so I dont agree with everything posted here, though I'm very pleased to see that everyone took it in the spirit in which it was intended.<br />It's all generalizations and nothing more, I'm sure we can all see something here that reminds us of a friend or something we've been through.<br />In the interests of fair play I'm looking for one from the female perspective...Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-90982573936746876102012-01-20T13:52:40.528+10:302012-01-20T13:52:40.528+10:30hilarious! I am a woman, but no one ever accused m...hilarious! I am a woman, but no one ever accused me of not having a sense of humour. Actually I credit my popularity with men to the fact that I NEVER ask 'does my bum look fat in this'... I think its a mistake to turn a man's attention to the area. Secondly I never, ever ask 'what are you thinking'. And thirdly, it never takes me more than 15 minutes to get ready to go anywhere. If I was visiting the Queen I'd probably only take 5.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-86761274073501369982012-01-20T07:28:14.892+10:302012-01-20T07:28:14.892+10:30Very humourous and neatly wraps up what relationsh...Very humourous and neatly wraps up what relationships are all about :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-66186550898505960132012-01-20T05:39:26.866+10:302012-01-20T05:39:26.866+10:30I love this list and wish I had it when I first go...I love this list and wish I had it when I first got married. Throwing things out is a major thing to my man so I don't do it. I've become an expert at talking during commercials. My husband doesn't look like a male model but I don't care. I used to fake orgasms at first but hubby caught me and was mad. I never did it again and I'm glad. I don't cry to get my way, I'm usually too angry to cry. But let me add this to the list: Men are hard to live with because they are so different from most women. Try to understand us once in awhile.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-80128478203532780842012-01-19T23:31:57.670+10:302012-01-19T23:31:57.670+10:30This post was pretty damn funny, by the way. I jus...This post was pretty damn funny, by the way. I just wish more women didn't fit into these stereotypes. I guess it is what it is, though.Jennifer https://www.blogger.com/profile/14785197262272189538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-81957066734907948472012-01-19T23:29:00.550+10:302012-01-19T23:29:00.550+10:30I'm so glad I'm not a typical woman. I use...I'm so glad I'm not a typical woman. I used to fret that I didn't fit it with other ladies but now I'm glad. You're right - Dogs ARE better than cats, in most cases - except when the dog shits on the floor right after you've taken him outside and the cat has enough wits about her to use the box you've designated for this purpose. My husband actually prefers our cat because, in his words, "she's cool and takes no shit from anyone." I think that's the same reason he likes me. I don't do the shopping thing unless I'm drug by the hair and then it's nails on a chalkboard for me. I truly enjoy sex and don't suffer from many headaches. If I do have one, I've found that Excedrin or Tylenol work quite well as remedies. Shoes...no room for them. I have a few pair but not many. After all, I really can't go to the grocery barefoot, though I probably would if it were allowed. I do wear a lot of skirts but my husband prefers them. Doesn't matter the length, he just loves to see me in a skirt and I love to wear them, so win/win. No pantyhose or other garnishment. Please, that's just silly. Funny thing, I actually taught my husband how to check the oil in the car after we met. Yep. And the coolant and trans fluid too. It's okay - he can fix and build most anything and he let me assist him in building a house for someone once and taught me a lot I didn't know so I guess we're even. Guys with hot bods aren't all gay. My husband still has his tight six pack abs and we've been together for fifteen years so no complaints here. When I look at guys in magazines I'm pretty grossed out since I have a better looking one coming home to me every night. I don't argue or whine. If someone truly pisses me off I just punch them in the mouth without warning. My right hook says it all - no need to speak. My husband has never gotten on my nerves enough to meet righty but a few of our acquintances have - including a man my husband once brought home and called friend. That guy decided he liked what he saw and thought he'd get all flirty with me in my husband's absence. He met righty and then he fell down and ended up leaving quite humiliated. Silly man. I still chuckle when I recall that encounter. He was lucky my husband didn't kill him when he found out what had happened. He's lucky he dealt with me instead. I love dessert. We have dessert every night. It's not an option - it's a lifestyle.<br /><br />I think you need to get out and get around more interesting women. Then again, they are difficult to find. I know I've had trouble meeting any. I prefer to hang with the guys. Much less complicated and delicate.Jennifer https://www.blogger.com/profile/14785197262272189538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-89997269675359504542012-01-19T23:27:37.238+10:302012-01-19T23:27:37.238+10:30Brilliant, funny and absolutely spot on. If this i...Brilliant, funny and absolutely spot on. If this is your own list, I need to ask you for some advice regarding the fairer sex :)<br /><br />I guess a list for men would bave two entries:<br /><br />1) Just because I'm undressing it doesn't mean I want sex.<br /><br />2) Beer DOES NOT contain all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs<br /><br />Thanks for the laugh Tempo :)Joe Pereirahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09353399105160153877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-76694803091164375482012-01-19T19:45:35.568+10:302012-01-19T19:45:35.568+10:30My wife nearly disowned me for laughing at these.
...My wife nearly disowned me for laughing at these.<br /><br />Methinks she disagrees.Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6915802695401210134.post-25890884384736900152012-01-19T19:19:34.801+10:302012-01-19T19:19:34.801+10:30Hi Tempo,
I certainly had a laugh, I am always bei...Hi Tempo,<br />I certainly had a laugh, I am always being reminded about #18. LOL.<br /><br />Some of the others were rather good as well :)Magsx2http://magsx2.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com