A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
14 comments:
First smile of the day! :¬)
I'm going to second Map here!
Pearl
Well done, made me laugh :-).
that was really funny!
That was a good way to start my day!
Thanks.
Thank you all for the cool comments, what more could I ask for... I loved it too.
Now that was funny. Did the suicidal guy jump or was he pushed. I want to know now.
Hi Tempo,
That was great, had a good laugh, and I will start to get tea ready now, with a very funny image in my mind.
Hi Kal..I suspect murder mate...
Hi Mags, There's no better way to do anything than with a smile and chuckle.
All is not what it seems, it seems...
AV
Wasn't it you who posted those trannies recently AV? I didnt pick nearly as many as I'd have hoped for..
Yes, it was, and don't feel bad, neither did I.
AV
... and they lived happily ever after!
Hi Spiral, With kisses like that? ..they may have, they very well may have! :-)
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