Just last weekend I was looking for a nice
spot to camp for the night near Boolaroo in South Australia’s Southern Flinders
Ranges, I selected a spot and parked the ute under the shade of several tall
Eucalypt trees on the bank of a dry creek. (It’s Autumn here)
As always I made my camp with a mixture of small
tarps, poles and ropes, with a comfortable folding chair and small gas
cartridge stove. A quick and easy camp that can be set up and broken down in
less than a half hour with my very comfortable bed just a mattress in the back
of the Toyota.
After a nice dinner made on the tailgate of
the ute and a couple of beers I ended up in bed for a well-earned sleep, laying
there watching the stars I had no idea what terrors the morning would bring…
I awoke about 6.30am as the sun peeked over
the hills and with a very busy day planned I decided to get up and have
breakfast. I picked up the stove and breakfast box from the ground under the
rear of the car and started the billy to boil while I made my way to the cab to
see what the time actually was. Standing there with the door open a movement
caught my eye, a big Wolf Spider (over 3 inches across) made its way from
inside the door jam, across the dashboard and hid behind the GPS.
For a minute I considered the possibilities
of having my very own Wolf Spider security system and wondered how loud a ‘would
be’ GPS thief would scream as it ran across his hand… but NO, I can’t rely on
the spider staying put and searching the car every time I got in would become tiresome.
I gently moved it back toward the open door
and made sure it made its way back to the ground where it scurried under the
car. Hmm, one spider is pretty much normal for an Australian morning in the
bush…
Back to the still heating water I noticed
the gas flame was low and needed a new gas cartridge, I clicked open the lid on my
breakfast box to be greeted by another medium sized Wolf Spider between the lid
and inner, again I gently returned the spider to the ground then flipped open the
gas cartridge holder on the stove.
A huge Wolf Spider was spanned well over and
across the canister and after a moments hesitation it took off toward my
bedding. I had to move fast and the only tool I had at hand was my hand.. I put
my hand in front of the spider making it turn and gently steering to go back to
the gas stove. I lifted the stove back to the ground and rattled it gently to
make the spider leave; it scurried away under the car.
That’s three now! Hmm, by now I was
thinking I had camped in a bad spot.
Next to me on the ground was a spare blue
tarp still folded as I’d left it.. Hmm, I wonder! I picked up the tarp and
shook it gently, sure enough another large spider dropped out from between the
folds and wandered away, I put my shoes on...
This all made me start thinking about the ‘thing’
that had crawled across my leg during the night… at the time I’d slapped at it
quite hard wanting to make sure I killed whatever it was; after all there’s
nothing you want to remove gently during the night…except maybe, Underwear!
After breakfast I packed the car paying
particular attention to potential spider infestations and headed off to do what
I’d planned for that day.
* Mount Remarkable to the left, looking North along the inland side of the Ranges.
Late the same evening I got home and
started unpacking the ute, placing everything back in its place for next time.
Some of it goes into my spare room in the house so all of that was double
checked for spiders again.
Satisfied that I was potentially spider
free I headed out to buy dinner, I had only made it a couple of blocks when a
large Wolf Spider ran across my windscreen, in the darkness it took a few
seconds to work out which side of the glass it was on… thankfully outside; but
it was heading toward my open window.
I wound with a fury and managed to get the
glass up before it got to me, a moment later it disappeared into the darkness. I
kind of hoped it had fallen off but then felt guilty that it may have been
killed.
With dinner safely bought and hermetically sealed
in the car with me I made my way home wondering if the car would ever be truly
mine again…
An hour later I had to go out again and
this time a large spider had barred entry to the car itself and sat proudly right
in the middle of the drivers door. (maybe the previous one?) I chased it off onto the ground where it ran
across the floor and into the stack of shovels, rakes and other garden implements
stacked against the shed wall.
It’s just as well I’m not scared of Wolf
Spiders….much!
ASIDE:
We’ve all seen pictures of ancient temples
from across the world all covered in vines and trees and full of every kind of
critter, even recently abandoned places like Chernobyl have been overtaken by Nature
already but at least in other places Nature waits for places to be abandoned
first…except in Australia.
Australian critters are prepared to move in
while were still using it and either share or.. if necessary, kill us and take
over!
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