An Aussie walks into his doctors office, he has a cucumber
up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly".
My 85 year old uncle had to visit the doctor and was asked
to provide a sperm sample. The doctor described the procedure, gave him a
sample jar and asked him to return a fresh sample in the morning.
The next morning uncle returns to the doctor with an empty
jar.
"What happened?" asked his doctor.
"Well," starts the old man, "I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then she tried with her left hand-
nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called the lady next door for help but try as she
might….." The doctor interrupted at this point, "You mean to say you
asked your neighbour for assistance?"
"Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn’t get that
damn jar open."
11 comments:
Oh Dear God!
I choked on my water at the second one.
The last one gets my vote.
Hi River, were you expecting me to put up a dirty joke? Tut tut! LOL I dont wish you any harm of course but a good laugh is good for you.
Hi Windsmoke, I laughed so hard when I first heard that joke, it's stayed with me ever since. So glad you liked it...feel free to copy and paste, good jokes should be shared.
Ha ha ha - very funny jokes!
HAHA
Hi Spiral, good to see you dropping by still, I hope youre being kind to yourself.
Ah TSB, Feel free to copy and paste that last joke into your next newsletter home mate...sure to make you very popular
HAHA
Sorry,
HA bloody HA
haha lovely stuff :)
Hi TSB, that should have been School Newsletter...
Hi Joe, Finally got time off from being a party animal in paradise I see. Glad you liked them.
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