THE FIVE SECRET STEPS TO A GREAT RELATIONSHIP
(FEMALE VERSION)
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house,
occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable,
respectful and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who
loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
When my wife had to go to hospital unexpectedly. She provided me with a list of items to bring from home. One of the items on the list
was 'comfortable underwear'.
I had to ask, "How will I know which ones to
pick?"
"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she
answered. "If you smile, put them back".
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8 comments:
Now THAT is funny.
Ha! :¬)
Very funny!
Very Drôle.
Thanks guys, I've been writing up some funnies I remember...while I still remember them. Of course I have many more, it just takes a long time to type them up. Not everyone types as fast as Pearl....
Oh my god! #5!! ha ha.
#2 and #3 are of the utmost importance, #1 and #4, not so much, but #5 should never, ever be forgotten.
Excellent!
Don't compete with Pearl. I think she subcontracts to asian blogging sweathouses.
Hi River, I'll have to take your word for the importance or otherwise of these rules. But even I can see how very importance #5 is.
Hi Jules, I would/could never compete with Pearl mate, if I did I have a feeling a Sheet Honda would turn up with several dangerous women aboard intent on doing me some damage.
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