THE FIVE SECRET STEPS TO A GREAT RELATIONSHIP
(FEMALE VERSION)
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house,
occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable,
respectful and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who
loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
When my wife had to go to hospital unexpectedly. She provided me with a list of items to bring from home. One of the items on the list
was 'comfortable underwear'.
I had to ask, "How will I know which ones to
pick?"
"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she
answered. "If you smile, put them back".
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