It's my birthday soon but I'm one of those
people who does not celebrate birthdays.
Birthdays are not a good thing and I've never
had an interest in celebrating one's decay and eventual demise.
In fact for many years I've gone away over
my birthday just to preclude any chance of being caught up in the whole
birthday bullshit.
This year however is a dead set worry, you
see this year my grown up daughters have summoned me for my birthday and they
wont say why! (they're ID twins which makes them twice as scheming, twice as cunning,
and twice as demanding as normal women)
Theyre going to text instructions in the
morning that I have to follow, but to where do I follow them?
Old folks home?
Shallow grave in the bush? (I deeply regret
saying: "If I get like that just shoot me")
My greatest fear is….INTERVENTION!
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10 comments:
I like the mystery! Maybe it will turn into an Amazing Race type of day!
....and I won't wish you an early Happy Birthday....nope.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I'm intrigued! Can't wait to hear what they have planned for you. Happy Birthday.
" twice as scheming, twice as cunning, and twice as demanding as normal women"
Oh Dear Lord, I didn't know it was that bad.
You poor, poor bastard. You do realise that you're totaly f*cked?
PS Happy Birthday, you poor doomed soul.
Hi guys, I'm talking to you from the RENTWOOD Retirement home for the chronically and terminally old...
Just joking, I survived relatively unscathed.
Hi Mock!, The mystery was interesting, they're very creative girls.
Hi Windsmoke, I was mate, I filled the petrol tank before I went, in case I had to run hard and far...
Hi Belle, They have demanding husbands, four kids each (the oldest about to turn 9) and still they found time to make a treasure hunt all over the town.
Hey TSB, from birth they knew what the other was doing, they swapped classes, boyfriends and took tests for each other...for all I know they may have changed names and I wouldnt be any the wiser. The men in their lives understand that they will always be closer to each other than to them.
I think once you're over age 11 birthdays should be ignored.
Hi Dr Zibbs and welcome, at last someone suggesting good ideas...
Life is an eventful process with an inevitable End....
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