Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dont throw your life away!

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

14 comments:

mapstew said...

First smile of the day! :¬)

Pearl said...

I'm going to second Map here!

Pearl

Windsmoke. said...

Well done, made me laugh :-).

Adorabibble said...

that was really funny!

Symdaddy said...

That was a good way to start my day!

Thanks.

Tempo said...

Thank you all for the cool comments, what more could I ask for... I loved it too.

Kal said...

Now that was funny. Did the suicidal guy jump or was he pushed. I want to know now.

magsx2 said...

Hi Tempo,
That was great, had a good laugh, and I will start to get tea ready now, with a very funny image in my mind.

Tempo said...

Hi Kal..I suspect murder mate...

Hi Mags, There's no better way to do anything than with a smile and chuckle.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

All is not what it seems, it seems...

AV

Tempo said...

Wasn't it you who posted those trannies recently AV? I didnt pick nearly as many as I'd have hoped for..

Argentum Vulgaris said...

Yes, it was, and don't feel bad, neither did I.

AV

Spiral said...

... and they lived happily ever after!

Tempo said...

Hi Spiral, With kisses like that? ..they may have, they very well may have! :-)