Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Roo Mail

Out here in the Australian outback sometimes the only way to get something done is to think outside the square.
The Roo Mail was started to cope with the harsh outback conditions that humans are not equipped to deal with.
After running for some time it's been found that the new Roo postal service has backfired somewhat. With their limited intelligence and preoccupation with food and sex it has been found that the Roos are better equipped for managerial positions. The situation now exists where the people do the hard slog out in the bush, crossing the rivers and coping as best they can with the harsh conditions while the Roos battle it out in the board rooms.

Such is Life!



Tempo said...

Yeah...OK, so it's a case of Aussie Bullshit!
How many of you worked that out before you read this?

Mags118 said...

Hi Tempo,
I don't believe this, I have this post sitting in drafts ready to go up tomorrow, of course not the same spin as you, regardless I am still putting in the post tomorrow.
Great minds think alike. :)
Of course in my wordpress blog.

Tempo said...

@Mags, I'm looking forward to seeing what you do with it, there are many ways to 'take the piss' from something as broad as this bit of trickery.

Mags118 said...

Hi Tempo,
I just basically stuck to the original story line. My wordpress blog gets a lot of family's and friends kids so I try to keep things on an even keel so to speak. :)

Windsmoke. said...

I reckon roo mail would be quicker than the snail mail we've got down here it takes a week for a letter to arrive from less than half a click away :-).

Jen said...

We'll have to borrow some of those once our postal service goes bankrupt.

Tempo said...

@Windsmoke, Wow that is slow..even for Australia. It's not quite as bad as that here..but not by much... and they wonder why everyone sends by courier.
Hi Jen, It sounds like your postal service is as bad as ours, I'm sure the Roos could only be an improvement.

Pearl said...

"With their limited intelligence and preoccupation with food and sex it has been found that the Roos are better equipped for managerial positions."

:-) Brilliance.


Tempo said...

Hey Pearl, Thank you for that. Such wonderful animals they are too. There is much controversy about this vid here in OZ. There are those who say people from other countries will think this is for real and it casts a bad light on Australia. This Roo is a male, so does not have a pouch (thats why the letters were stuck, they glued them to the Roo)..and of course this is a plains Red Kangaroo several thousand km from the plains and not a smaller Grey or Blue more suited to the tropics..but I'm sure it's only us Aussies that would realize these small things.