Before you come UP here to Australia for your holiday of a lifetime there
are things you should know about Australia.
The animals of course, many and varied,
weird and wonderful they are too, but lets talk about the population of humans,
now we're really talking weird….
Australians can find a good laugh where it
ought not be, I guess we've always had to or there'd be precious little
laughing going on up here.
Among the best fun is poking fun at your
betters.. (for lack of a better term)…(turns head to side and spits
downward…sorry Max!)
I was resting against a tree one hot day
watching a single ant struggle with it's burden of one large crumb. As I watched
it toil over rough ground it simply tripped over it's own front foot and face
planted into the dust, it let go it's crumb and circled menacingly for several
seconds gnashing it's fangs before resuming it's crumby journey. It seemed
angry, very angry.
I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Who
knew ants got angry? Who knew they could feel embarrassed? Who knew they could
trip over? …all those legs and he still couldn’t get it right.
Where was I… Oh yeah,
THE SHOE TREE.
S 34° 32.097 E 135° 40.226
Driving along a quiet country road between Port
Lincoln and Cummins last weekend I came across a typically absurd Aussie joke.
(South Australia)
As I pulled over to take a few photos and collect the
nearby Geocache ( http://www.geocaching.com/guide/ ) another car pulled up with two very old
women in it. It turned out that one of the women had come to check that her
shoes were still in good shape. She told me the story thus:
Some unknown local had at some unknown time
and for some unknown reason tied two mens shoes together by the laces and
thrown them over a high branch at the side of the road. (There are no houses,
turns, intersections nor anything remarkable within many miles.)
That’s it.. end of story!
So.. someone else wrote their name and date
on a pair of shoes and threw them over the branch.
So.. someone else wrote their name and date
on a pair of shoes and threw them over the branch.
So.. someone else wrote their name and date
on a pair of shoes and threw them over the branch…. you get the idea.. right?
Here we are many years later and this poor
old tree is festooned with shoes, there are many on other branches, some right
at the top and some in every corner of the tree.
There are none dropped on the ground, none
old and gnarled and none full of spider webs, someone is doing the housework.
I'm told there in an Underwear tree
somewhere in South Australia
and I know of another covered in bits of cloth tied to every branch.
You may decide you want to ask 'Why?'…but
that would be like yelling "The king has no clothes!" You don’t ask
why, you just go along with the joke (whatever that was) or not..
To the Grammar Nazis: Yeah, I know…but what
you going to do….
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