Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Only Joking





You’ve heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”

 I love this photo, some countries just know how to load a truck dont they? (I think theres a truck under there)




 Do you see what I see? (or is there something seriously wrong with me?)


































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14 comments:

mapstew said...

Mate, you need your own show! :¬)

malcfifty said...

Well done, a great post!

The Jules said...

I'm hoping we all saw the "extra" figure in the third picture!

I mean, come on, a bipedal tapir wearing a tutu? A bit obvious.

Hang on, he's sitting next to me now . . .

River said...

Area 51 is a smokescreen. People are so busy trying to find it and get a look-see, no one bothers to search for area 52, which is where all the aliens really are.
I see the figure on the fruit stand.
Poor bear, nowhere to "go".

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Nice pics, I think the veggie one was taken in Paris.

Tempo said...

Hi Map, I have a show mate, right here..tune in when you have time wont you..Thanks!
Hi Malcfifty, glad you enjoyed them mate, I post then just and only for you.
Hey Jules, been sniffing the drain cleaner again have we? Not to worry, I prefer my paramedics a little on the light headed side.
I agree River, if you had an area 51, what would you put in the other 50 places....Hmmm!
Hi TSB, Is that a theory or do you have insider knowledge? (I was looking for something French but she's not even wearing a Beret.

Pearl said...

Ha! What River said.

You ever out in Nevada? Strange, strange state -- one can fully believe that something is "going on" out there...

Not that a government would ever lie to us!

Pearl

Tempo said...

Hi Pearl, No government ever told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the...ah..er..something.

lotta joy said...

In the last three years, I've seen those people on Main Street in America and there really is a truck beneath them. And everyone has a cell phone.

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

I can honestly believe that story about the lost pilot and Area 51.

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