Drink Up...

My talent is being wasted, if that counts as a talent.....







You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.












To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - I’d worship him too.




* How to catch a Canadian.



BEER, Not just for Breakfast.






Cheers N Beers!


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Unconnected thoughts

Damn, I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song....

*the prewash cycle is nearly done...





Ponders: In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.



 Common sense is like deodorant....The people who need it most never use it.


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The rise and fall of a Clown

The un-named clown rose to power by being Mr Nice Guy. He helped the Police, the Firemen and all manner of peoples.

 After a brief encounter with religion he seemed to lose his way somewhat.

..still much loved by devoted fans

  ....er, still much loved by devoted fans

 ..until...Oh dear... (no wonder he's smiling)

 In fact more and more photos emerged showing him in compromising positions.

 ..and even choices of an unsavoury nature.

 Eventually all this publicity culminated in acts of public violence..

 ..and public acts of indecency.

 Then there was the drinking...

 and of course the inevitable arrest

Last seen pushing a trolley full of crap with a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth...













Enjoy this post while you can, I see it being removed by court order soon....




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