Thursday, March 8, 2012

Male or female

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...

(address your complaints to: Kymbo @ SetTheTempo/



Pearl said...

Why I oughta...


Totally goofy, and I love these.


Windsmoke. said...

All these made me smile especially the photocopier one which is so true indeed :-).

Magsx2 said...

Hi Tempo,
Fantastic, had a very good laugh for the morning.
I love the Hot Air Balloon one the best. LOL

mapstew said...

Ha! :¬)

Belle said...

I love it when you compare men and women; they are usually true. These are very good. Why is it men don't want to go anywhere or do anything after their thirties?

Sarah said...

Too funny!

Tempo said...

Hi, Glad you got a smile out of them's all just for a laugh.
Hey Windsmoke, Theres a bit of truth in a few of them, but then I guess you could make up any crap and say theres truth in it..
Hi Mags, It's good for you to smile in the morning...or so I'm told..
Hi Map, Glad you found them funny mate.
Hey Belle, You know when a mans getting old when he stops wanting to know where youre going and when you'll be back and is only worried that he might have to go with you....
Hi Sarah, Happy to make you smile.. :-)

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your blog

River said...

Funny, yet true, all of them.

Tempo said...

Hi River, I like this kind of humor, short, sharp and to the point. The whole Male/Female thing has been going on since before we swung down out of the trees... (and still the battle rages)

KaLynn ("MiMi") said...

thanks for the chuckles!! And they are spot on! =-)