The following are examples of FREE CALORIES and may be eaten at will.
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
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2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other
out.
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3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you
both eat the same amount.
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4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This
includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and
Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
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5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because
they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one’s personal
fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter,
Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
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6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breakage causes calorie leakage.
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7. If you eat the food off someone else’s plate, it doesn’t
count.
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8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and
get walked off.
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9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of
Santa.
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10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. (tuck in...).
6 comments:
you are so bad!
Also, if someone else pays for it, I believe the calorie count goes down significantly.
:-)
Pearl
If I missed lunch then the calories after dinner don't count. Good list.
Hi Shan, To be fair, I never said I wasn't...
Right on there Pearl, in fact the calorie count goes down in direct relation to what you paid for the meal... free meals are completely free of guilt ridden calories.
Hi Belle, If you missed a meal during the day you are free to consume free calories after dinner, sleeping consumes heaps of calories.(thats why men snore..it uses three times the calories of normal sleeping)
That makes total sense to me. I need an good excuse when I see my weight next week.
No problem Kal, print this out and show it to your clinician. I'm sure they will forgive you your sins.
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