Now THAT was funny. I would like to ask a question - Why does everything that slithers, swims, walks, crawls or flies tries to kill me once I step onto your shores.
Hi Kal, It's all about the climate mate. Our climate is so hostile the critters cant allow any missed opportunities to eat so their sting/venom/teeth are huge so their prey (tourists) stand no chance of getting away...and thats why we must constantly advertise for tourists to come here and sate our beasties..
Hi AV, seeing as we have nearly as many New Zealanders here as there are roaming wild in New Zealand I'd have to say any bridge anywhere in Australia would cross to a point where New Zealanders can be found roaming unrestrained..
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Now THAT was funny. I would like to ask a question - Why does everything that slithers, swims, walks, crawls or flies tries to kill me once I step onto your shores.
Hi Kal, It's all about the climate mate. Our climate is so hostile the critters cant allow any missed opportunities to eat so their sting/venom/teeth are huge so their prey (tourists) stand no chance of getting away...and thats why we must constantly advertise for tourists to come here and sate our beasties..
I have seen that before, but now that I have seen it here, I can just imagine that that is the type of advice that you'd hand out.
An addition would be, "Does the Sydney harbour bridge go all the way to New Zealand?"
AV
Hi AV, seeing as we have nearly as many New Zealanders here as there are roaming wild in New Zealand I'd have to say any bridge anywhere in Australia would cross to a point where New Zealanders can be found roaming unrestrained..
Good God! You have New Zealanders running around free? Shocking state of affairs.
AV
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