Sunday, March 24, 2013

Australia for beginners

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5 comments:

Kal said...

Now THAT was funny. I would like to ask a question - Why does everything that slithers, swims, walks, crawls or flies tries to kill me once I step onto your shores.

Tempo said...

Hi Kal, It's all about the climate mate. Our climate is so hostile the critters cant allow any missed opportunities to eat so their sting/venom/teeth are huge so their prey (tourists) stand no chance of getting away...and thats why we must constantly advertise for tourists to come here and sate our beasties..

Argentum Vulgaris said...

I have seen that before, but now that I have seen it here, I can just imagine that that is the type of advice that you'd hand out.

An addition would be, "Does the Sydney harbour bridge go all the way to New Zealand?"

AV

Tempo said...

Hi AV, seeing as we have nearly as many New Zealanders here as there are roaming wild in New Zealand I'd have to say any bridge anywhere in Australia would cross to a point where New Zealanders can be found roaming unrestrained..

Argentum Vulgaris said...

Good God! You have New Zealanders running around free? Shocking state of affairs.

AV