Thursday, April 18, 2013

Wise Words



·  The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

·  "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

·  Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

·  If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

·  I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now.

·  Well-behaved women rarely make history

·  We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police.

·  My Ex-wife is an excellent housekeeper. Every time she divorces, she keeps the house.

·  "Half of the people in the world are below average."

·  "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

·  "A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."

·  "When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing".

·  It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.

·  Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

·  Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

·  Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…

·  The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.

·  The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

·  “GOD created the world, everything else is made in china.”




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7 comments:

River said...

Mark Twain speaks true and I love that last one!

Tempo said...

Hi River, I love these wise words, a mixture of the funny, the serious and the absurd...even a word of wisdom here and there.

Joe Pereira said...

Thanks for the laugh Tempo :)How on earth did George W Bush ever get to be president?

Tempo said...

I'm sure I cant answer that Joe..worst thing is the American People cant explain it either...

Belle said...

These made me laugh! George Bush is such an idiot. I always loved Mark Twain quotations so I recently read a few of his books. One of his life out in the wild west and one on his tour of the world. They were terrific.

Kymbo Whitford said...

Hi Belle, I suspect poor ol' George just sounds a lot dumber than he actually is. Mark Twains works are classics and will be considered more valuable as time passes.

david_b said...

Love the quotes, but the W quote was insipid to use. He was pretty brilliant, but then I'm sure EVERYONE has a Masters from Harvard Business School.

Apparently he's the only President to hold such a degree. And be a former fighter pilot.