* This happened to one of my daughters at primary school...they seriously wanted to suspend the boy concerned. I found it difficult to take it that seriously...
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
"Everything has a purpose" he said for no reason at all.
A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground.
* "How fast did you say he was going?"
Trying is the first step to failing.
Start planning today, to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
*Dont you love it when the kids get into your makeup after watching Batman?
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me!
YESTERDAY was the last day for complaints.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
*C'mon girls...you KNOW you want him....