* This happened to one of my daughters at primary school...they seriously wanted to suspend the boy concerned. I found it difficult to take it that seriously...
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated
but not be able to say it.
"Everything has a purpose" he
said for no reason at all.
A mighty oak is the result of a nut that
held its ground.
* "How fast did you say he was going?"
Trying is the first step to failing.
Start planning today, to be spontaneous
tomorrow.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why
is it still #2?
*Dont you love it when the kids get into your makeup after watching Batman?
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than
they appear.
People will believe anything if you whisper
it.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't
be fixed...
This would be really funny if it weren't
happening to me!
YESTERDAY was the last day for complaints.
Never underestimate the power of stupid
people in large groups
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can
avoid altogether.
*C'mon girls...you KNOW you want him....
.
4 comments:
I see you've switched to Google+, this explains why I haven't had any posts appearing in my reader.
I like your one liners, especially the nut holding its ground becoming an oak.
I had the cursor on your name while I looked at that caveman cartoon lower down there and got a notice saying "you're on my banned list"
What does that mean? Am I banned from your site?
Hi River, Thats actually a Tag Line I put there as a joke when I opened the page a long time ago. I never use Google Plus because all my friends use FaceBook. No one is banned from any of my pages...especially you River. I only linked the accounts to make it easier... maybe I made a mistake there..
Im on my laptop as I'm away atm and dont have my lists of log in info so I'm Annon at the moment..
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