Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Problem solved

The biggest argument starter between men and women?
The constant bug bear of every marriage?
The thing ALL women complain about? (endlessly)
Solved, fixed and no more of a problem...ever.
Now we can all pee standing up.....


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11 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Tempo,
That is just hilarious, my god what a thing to think up, I'm going to be laughing about this one for awhile. LOL.

Belle said...

Yes, but can we use it by the side of a country road? A little awkward.

Symdaddy said...

My wife gave me a ding on the ear when I suggested she should get one!

Sarah said...

*pfffttt*

Real women can pee in the woods!

The question is, can MEN poop in the woods?

On another note, this reminds me of the pooping contraption my buddy would have to use when he climbed El Capitan since it's can take a couple of days, and you can't just let that...er...stuff...fly out as there are others below you who wouldn't take kindly to that. I laughed and laughed when he showed it to me.

Windsmoke. said...

This made me laugh what next, i doubt whether many women will use it as SYMDADDY found out the hard way :-).

Adorabibble said...

I have them more than one and yes I use them they are great although you should practice to get the seal right in the shower first. they really work and are awesome so stop smirking. oh and writing my name in the snow just got easier!

Tempo said...

Hi Mags, I would have used this in my last post but only just came across it, considering the amount of arguments about the toilet seat I thought it worthy of a post by itself..
Hi Belle, one way to find out... I've heard some very funny stories from a female friend who had to learn to pee standing up while hiking for several days, I'm sure one of these would have been a great help.
Hey Symdaddy, You should simply have bought her one...then run like hell!
Hi Sarah, Your friends pooping contraption boggles the mind, does it include sticky tape or rubber bands?
I guess we learn to cope with our equipment, as a camper from young I know we learn to cope, but here in OZ there aren't enough trees to make a forest in most parts.
Hi Windsmoke, I think you may be wrong there mate, how else are women going to learn to write their names in the snow?
Hi Adorabibble, Like most strange stuff they have their place and I'm guessing they are very useful where and when needed.

Spiral said...

I'd like to be able to wee standing up on my bush regen days. Squatting gets your special bits much too close to leeches, ticks, spiders etc...

momto8 said...

hahaa and it is even pink!
I am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.

River said...

Silliest thing I ever saw. Sitting is so much more comfortable and there's no pee tube to be rinsing and drying after.

Tempo said...

Hi Spiral, You may remember Grotty's tales of peeing in the bush, it still brings a smile to my face.
Hi Momto8, Hi and welcome. Pink makes it alright?
Hi River, I agree, it's just not done. I cant think of a single female friend who would even consider such a thing