Friday, August 3, 2012

Party Hard




It's my birthday soon but I'm one of those people who does not celebrate birthdays.
Birthdays are not a good thing and I've never had an interest in celebrating one's  decay and eventual demise.
In fact for many years I've gone away over my birthday just to preclude any chance of being caught up in the whole birthday bullshit. 


 
This year however is a dead set worry, you see this year my grown up daughters have summoned me for my birthday and they wont say why! (they're ID twins which makes them twice as scheming, twice as cunning, and twice as demanding as normal women)

Theyre going to text instructions in the morning that I have to follow, but to where do I follow them?

Old folks home?

Shallow grave in the bush? (I deeply regret saying: "If I get like that just shoot me")

My greatest fear is….INTERVENTION!








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10 comments:

MOCK! said...

I like the mystery! Maybe it will turn into an Amazing Race type of day!

MOCK! said...

....and I won't wish you an early Happy Birthday....nope.

Windsmoke. said...

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Belle said...

I'm intrigued! Can't wait to hear what they have planned for you. Happy Birthday.

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

" twice as scheming, twice as cunning, and twice as demanding as normal women"

Oh Dear Lord, I didn't know it was that bad.

You poor, poor bastard. You do realise that you're totaly f*cked?

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

PS Happy Birthday, you poor doomed soul.

Tempo said...

Hi guys, I'm talking to you from the RENTWOOD Retirement home for the chronically and terminally old...
Just joking, I survived relatively unscathed.
Hi Mock!, The mystery was interesting, they're very creative girls.
Hi Windsmoke, I was mate, I filled the petrol tank before I went, in case I had to run hard and far...
Hi Belle, They have demanding husbands, four kids each (the oldest about to turn 9) and still they found time to make a treasure hunt all over the town.
Hey TSB, from birth they knew what the other was doing, they swapped classes, boyfriends and took tests for each other...for all I know they may have changed names and I wouldnt be any the wiser. The men in their lives understand that they will always be closer to each other than to them.

Dr Zibbs said...

I think once you're over age 11 birthdays should be ignored.

Tempo said...

Hi Dr Zibbs and welcome, at last someone suggesting good ideas...

Dr. Theda said...

Life is an eventful process with an inevitable End....