Sunday, November 11, 2012

Things real men dont say...

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
2. No, I don’t want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her boobs are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. Sure, I’d love to wear a condom.
6. I have not been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
7. Screw Monday night football; let’s watch dancing with the stars.
8. It’s late. Put your clothes back on and I’ll take you home.
9. Honey, I’m going to the store, do you need some tampons?
10. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
11. I’m sick of beer; give me a large fruit juice with a lemon twist.

12. Great, your Mother is coming to stay with us again.
13. This movie has way too much nudity.
14. I better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don’t look at them anymore.
15. Damn, we’re late for church!
16. No, I don’t want to see your sister’s boobs.
17. Put your bra and panties on for Christ’s sake.
18. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor Tammy knows that her bathroom drapes are open. Maybe I should tell her.
19. No way, you weeded the garden and washed the car last week, it’s my turn now.
20. I understand.



mapstew said...

21; No I don't want a Guinness, gimme a Fosters! :¬)

River said...

18; bathrooms have drapes? All the bathrooms I've owned have had a roller blind.

Tempo said...

Hi Map, There we agree completely mate. Fosters was always considered a womens beer until they started pushing it overseas. Real men never drink Fosters and I notice you picked that straight away!
Hi River, Hmm, you seemed to have found a fault...wet drapes anyone?

Jen said...

I was going to disagree with number 8 until I read the part about taking her home.

Tempo said...

Hi Jen, Yeah, some of these dont really fit, I guess they were struggling to come up with 20 things men wouldn't do...

Pearl said...

In my experience, there's very little a man won't do.

I once bet a friend that I could get a man at a party to take his pants off. Turns out, EIGHT men at a party were willing to take their pants off. :-)

That was a hell of a party, as I recall...



Tempo said...

Ah, should have known better than to ask men to strip for you...or perhaps that was your plan all along. (Smart girl)