A little of this and that, not too much of some things and way too much of other things...
Hi Tempo,They were all good, some even true. LOL.OMG, those photos are hilarious. :)
I hate to say how many of those are true. :-)Pearl
have we been out together?? seems you are telling my secrets........=0)
Very humourous and spot on because most women think us men do stupid things when we're drunk how wrong they are :-).
It's a funny moment when you're drunk and having the time of your life, feeling like THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD... then you go to the loo (suddenly realising that you're having trouble walking there and hence completing the act - toilets and clothes are tricky, y'know!) When you catch sight of yourself in the mirror... looking like a boozy homeless hooker, you wince, 'is that what I look like?????' I just watched, 'It's Complicated' and Meryl Streep's character had that moment. It's Universal! Very funny :)
Good list. i have done most of these things. The toilet thing hurts. This list is why I quit drinking. :)
Hi Mags, At some stage or other through my life I've seen women do pretty much every one of these things. (Much to my enjoyment)Hi Pearl, Mostly true for Australian women..but I cant imagine American women being like this?@KaLynn, Four years as a pub DJ has taught me many things and given me many awesome experiences many of which I dont remember very well.. perhaps if you've been to South Australia though?Hey Windsmoke, Like I said to KaLynn... The DJ is not just spinning records..he's watching you all from his high perch. I've seen men do much worse. (tut, tut)Hi Spiral, Watching drunk women is an awesome sport. It has been a really long time since I've even been to a club, I got my fill of it years ago.Hi Belle, Ever seen the Glad wrap trick? You lift the seat, stretch clear kitchen wrap over the bowl then put the seat back down. Drunks never see the plastic over the bowl. (best done where it's not you that has to clean the loo...)
Hey Tempo, I know the lady who inspired the list - Didn't know you knew her as well :)
Hi Joe, somewhere...sometime, I suspect we all knew her. (one of my wonderful daughters fits this list perfectly)
So I've been doing myself a favour by not drinking all these years.
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