Just in case you think I'm making fun of your country, allow me to show you just some of the 'Dumb Laws in Australia'
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay. (just a few years ago)
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale’s carcass. (Recently passed)
You may urinate on the rear left tire of your own car in the absence of a urinal.
And if you think anyone actually obeys these old laws you'd be mistaken.....