Saturday, April 21, 2012

Stupid Sex Laws (just my opinion)

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. (guilty)

The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones. (I wonder if there were any second offenders)

In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. (clearly a law made by men)

While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum. (some of the people I've known might like that?!)

In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." (bugger)

It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (but if it's dead?)

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. (I'm not saying nuffin)

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.(WooHoo!)

An Oklahoma state representative once proposed a bill requiring that a man explain the dangers of pregnancy and obtain a woman's written consent before the two could legally engage in sexual intercourse. (and it's getting like that again)


River said...

I often wonder who makes up these laws.

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

It's the one from Kentucky that intrigues.

Why a club?

Windsmoke. said...

The gonads one brought tears to my eyes Ouch! :-).

Tempo said...

Hi River, I suspect there may have been alcohol or drugs involved in the making of these laws (and perhaps some same family interbreeding)
Only that one TSB? They pretty much all baffle the heck out of me...
Hi Windsmoke, I'm pretty sure that would bring tears to the eyes, and a lot more...

Sarah said...

Hmmm, that Minnesota law gives me new insight into the saying "she was a cold fish"!

Tempo said...

LOL. Some of these gave me that WTF feeling Sarah. Fish? ...who would want to shag any fish...(except maybe a Mermaid)

Magsx2 said...

Hi Tempo,
These laws are really way out there, I mean sex with a fish? I am still laughing, although I would definitely have to agree with the law about not having sex with a dead body. OMG there really is some sicko's out there in the world. LOL.