As usual I am starting the new year by solving the great problems of mankind...or rather I'm pondering the great questions that have plagued mankind for the last twelve months in an effort to
make a buck, get famous, help my fellow man (out of the goodness of my heart)
Ponder with me if you will:
Why do we wait till a pig is dead before we cure it?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How can someone draw a blank?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
Why don't people in Australia call the rest of the world `up over'?
I actually know the answer to that last one.. We are not 'down under', we are in the middle and the rest of the world (ie:YOU) are in the weird place...