A little of this and that, not too much of some things and way too much of other things...
Saturday, May 19, 2012
THE BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from
getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices
your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make
emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're
talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars.