· Our boyfriends' clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
· We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
· We can cry and get off speeding fines.
· Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
· We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
· Free drinks, free dinners.
· We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
· We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
· It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
· We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
· If we forget to shave, no-one has to know.
· We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bum.
· If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
· We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
· If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
· We don't have to memorize Jackass or The Simpsons to fit in.
If we marry someone twenty years younger, we're aware that we look dumb.
(but very funny, though it does make me jealous)