THE BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

·   Our boyfriends' clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

·   We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

·   We can cry and get off speeding fines.

·   Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

·   We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

·   Free drinks, free dinners.

·   We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.

·   We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.

·   It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

·   We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

·   If we forget to shave, no-one has to know.

·   We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bum.

·   If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

·   We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

·   If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

·   We don't have to memorize Jackass or The Simpsons to fit in.

 ...and finally:

If we marry someone twenty years younger, we're aware that we look dumb.

Author unknown 

(but very funny, though it does make me jealous)

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