Saturday, June 9, 2012

Late the other night..

I was walking down a dark street behind some strange woman the other night.
She started walking faster so I did too.
She started jogging so I did too.
She started running so I did too.
She started screaming so I did too....
I dont know what we were running away from but it sure scared the hell out of me!

10 comments:

River said...

Oh Dear! I saw this on a TV show once many years ago, some show I can't remember but was full of comedy skits like this. Even now, it's still funny.

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Have you looked in a mirror recently?

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Have you looked in a mirror recently?

Tempo said...

Hi River, yep this is an old joke for sure. The first telling might well have included real dinosaurs..
Hi TSB, So important you had to say (rub it in) twice? Yes, I'm a bit on the scary side for sure, especially after just coming back from two nights in the bush at below zero temperatures. Perhaps 'weathered' might best be the term used.

magsx2 said...

Hi Tempo,
A good one, had a good laugh.

malcfifty said...

Good one, Tempo! :D

Windsmoke. said...

I reckon she thought you were the boogey man :-).

Tempo said...

Hi Mags, glad you got a good laugh out of them..I still owe you a few good laughs after the fine jokes you post.
Hey Malcfifty, An oldie but a goodie mate.
Hey Windsmoke, yeah, it's true I dont have a handsome look, but Boogeyman seems a bit harsh mate..

River said...

Out in the bush in below freezing temperatures? For TWO nights? Did you do this by choice? Heck, I'm cold enough inside my home without doing something like that.

Tempo said...

Hi River, I was thinking (foolishly) that I could get a few days more camping before the long cold Winter started in earnest. The cold has arrived fast this year, I went bush on my bike today for a last ride before Winter but even with a big coat, gloves etc I'm sitting here shivering two hours after getting back.