I was walking down a dark street behind some strange woman the other night.
She started walking faster so I did too.
She started jogging so I did too.
She started running so I did too.
She started screaming so I did too....
I dont know what we were running away from but it sure scared the hell out of me!
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Oh Dear! I saw this on a TV show once many years ago, some show I can't remember but was full of comedy skits like this. Even now, it's still funny.
Have you looked in a mirror recently?
Have you looked in a mirror recently?
Hi River, yep this is an old joke for sure. The first telling might well have included real dinosaurs..
Hi TSB, So important you had to say (rub it in) twice? Yes, I'm a bit on the scary side for sure, especially after just coming back from two nights in the bush at below zero temperatures. Perhaps 'weathered' might best be the term used.
Hi Tempo,
A good one, had a good laugh.
Good one, Tempo! :D
I reckon she thought you were the boogey man :-).
Hi Mags, glad you got a good laugh out of them..I still owe you a few good laughs after the fine jokes you post.
Hey Malcfifty, An oldie but a goodie mate.
Hey Windsmoke, yeah, it's true I dont have a handsome look, but Boogeyman seems a bit harsh mate..
Out in the bush in below freezing temperatures? For TWO nights? Did you do this by choice? Heck, I'm cold enough inside my home without doing something like that.
Hi River, I was thinking (foolishly) that I could get a few days more camping before the long cold Winter started in earnest. The cold has arrived fast this year, I went bush on my bike today for a last ride before Winter but even with a big coat, gloves etc I'm sitting here shivering two hours after getting back.
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