Sunday, October 31, 2010

Apples and Grapes

Women are like apples…..

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree and select them.

Now Men......
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Elyssa said...
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Anonymous said...

I just wish they wouldn't stomp so hard...


Pearl said...


That's all I got. :-) Just the smile-y face.


Tempo said...

Hey Lyss,
I dont get that attitude at all, Of course I know some men with that same twisted attitude.. sad, lonely men.

Hi AV,
I'm hearing you mate.LOL Ive been burned a few times myself..ouch!

Oh Pearl,
This is a red letter day.
The day Pearl was speechless... love it!
..and a smiley face is just fine thanks.

Elyssa said...

I was feeling a wee bit bitter when I wrote that comment. I've deleted it. Takes two to tango and all that, y'know...

Jen said...

LOL. Now I understand your comment on my post. :)

Tempo said...

LOL, Good on you Lyss but sometimes you just have to let out a little steam.

Hi Jen,
Confused ya good huh?! LOL